ThePoet - 2026 FIRST RUN
$40.00
The Poet is built from real material — not filler symbols, not trend graphics.
The central figure comes from a medieval coronation scene, where authority wasn’t taken by force, but spoken into existence by the Poet standing before the king.
That role wasn’t symbolic.
Words made power real.
The surrounding cannabis leaves come directly from homegrown photography, translated into linework meant to feel closer to an old print than a modern graphic.
This isn’t a restoration.
It’s a continuation.
The banner reads:
“Beannich dia rìgh na canabis”
A Gaelic-style phrase meaning “God bless the king of cannabis.”
It’s a deliberate rewrite of an ancient proclamation — not ironic, not random, and not accidental.
Printed with hand-mixed navy ink on a light heavyweight tee, this piece is set off-center for a more gallery-style composition. It’s meant to feel worn-in, studied, and slightly confrontational if you know what you’re looking at.
Like most of our designs, this was drawn, burned, and prepared live — and the full run will be printed live across TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, and more.
Limited first run. No guarantee of restock.
Includes the Straight Outta Shadowban sticker hang tag.
Tee Details
AS Colour 5080 heavyweight tee
~220 GSM / 6.5 oz
100% combed cotton
Navy plastisol ink
Off-center artistic chest placement
Graphic Size: 8.375" × 13"
Free U.S. shipping
Printed in Arizona, small batch only
Quantity
Return Policy
All Arizona Stoner items are produced in limited runs and printed by hand. Because of this, all sales are final unless there is a significant issue with the item.
Returns or replacements are only accepted if:
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The item arrives damaged
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The wrong item or size was sent
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There is a major print or garment defect
Issues must be reported within 7 days of delivery and the item must be unworn and unwashed.
We do not accept returns for:
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Incorrect sizing chosen at checkout
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Normal variation from hand printing
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Minor alignment or ink texture differences
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Change of mind after purchase
If something is seriously off, we’ll make it right. Reach out with photos and your order number and we’ll take care of it.
Printed by hand in Arizona using heavyweight cotton garments and professional-grade screen printing inks.
Care Instructions
Each Arizona Stoner piece is printed by hand using heavyweight materials and plastisol inks. Proper care keeps the print sharp and the fabric solid.
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Wash inside out
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Cold water only
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Mild detergent
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Do not bleach
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Hang dry or tumble dry low
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Do not iron directly on the print
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Do not dry clean
Natural cotton garments may experience slight shrinkage if exposed to heat. Washing cold and air drying is recommended to preserve fit, ink texture, and longevity.