Patient #6630507 Tee
$35.00
Wear the Truth. Spark the Change.
This isn't just a shirt—it's a cannabis protest tee disguised as streetwear. The Patient #6630507 Tee calls out the hypocrisy, flips the script, and turns a U.S. patent into a wearable act of resistance.
Crafted from ultra-soft ringspun cotton, printed by hand with heavy plastisol ink at High Koala Tee in Peoria, AZ—this design hits harder than most dispensary drops.
Front:
📜 “Patent 6630507: Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants” — real words from a real U.S. government patent... for a plant still locked behind Schedule I.
Back:
🧱 Distressed brick wall graphic made from page 1 of the actual patent
🕴 A suited figure subtly alters “PATENT” to read “PATIENT”
🔗 Built-in QR code leads straight to the full Google Doc of the patent
Why It’s More Than a Weed Shirt:
🔥 Activist apparel for cannabis patients and truth-seekers
💨 Streetwear with a message – not just smoke, but fire
🧠 Educate while you elevate – every wear sparks a convo
🖐 Handmade in small batches—not mass produced
Great For:
Cannabis activists and legalization supporters
Patients, caregivers, and medical marijuana advocates
Protest fits, rallies, or just dropping facts at the smoke sesh
Anyone tired of the double standards around weed
✊ Flip the script. Be the patient.
Rock the Patient #6630507 Tee and turn government silence into a bold conversation starter.
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Garment Details & Care Instructions
All Arizona Stoner tees are crafted on heavyweight, premium-fit cotton garments built for durability, comfort, and that streetwear-ready look. We carefully hand-print each piece in-house to ensure quality and consistency.
Care Tips:
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Wash inside-out with cold water
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Use mild detergent – no bleach
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Tumble dry low or hang dry for best longevity
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Do not iron directly over the printed area
Slight variations in print placement or ink texture are normal and part of what makes each piece unique. Designed for daily wear and built to hold up.
Return & Exchange Policy
Because our gear is made in small batches and often made-to-order, all sales are final. However, we want you to be hyped about your order — if something arrives damaged or incorrect, hit us up within 7 days of receiving it and we’ll make it right.
Need help? Email us at mikey@arizonastoner.com or text 8-PRO-STONER and we’ll get back to you quick.