Make Arizona Stoned Again Flexfit
$50.00
$47.00
Get ready to turn heads and get some laughs with the "Make Arizona Stoned Again" hat—your new go-to for high times and good vibes! This red parody hat is a nod to the iconic cap but with a stoner twist that’s all about blazing trails in the desert. Perfect for those who believe Arizona's best days are yet to be toked, it's structured with a six-panel design and a high-profile 3 3/4" crown to give you that "yeah, I’m the high one" confidence.
The red version is made from 83% acrylic, 15% wool, and 2% spandex, while the white version is 98% acrylic and 2% spandex—because, like your stash, versatility is key. The flat bill is perfect for blocking out the haters (or the sun, if you ever make it outside).
Whether you’re rolling up or just rolling through, this hat will have everyone saying, "pass that!"
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Hat Care Instructions
To keep your Arizona Stoner Trucker Hat looking crisp:
✅ DO:
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Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap
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Air dry only – let it chill naturally
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Store it crown-side up to keep the shape
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Use a hat rack or shelf (not the floor, bro)
🚫 DON'T:
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Don’t machine wash or dry (trust us)
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Don’t bleach or use harsh cleaners
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Don’t leave it in your hot car too long (foam warps!)
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Don’t crush it in your backpack like your old bong
🌵 Bonus Tip:
If it gets sweaty after a sesh, sprinkle a little baking soda inside and let it sit overnight—then shake it out for a fresh reset.