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Grower Not a Show'er Hoodie

Price

$60.00

2 Hoodies for $85

Grower Not a Show'er Pullover Hoodie

Slip into something a little more cultivated with the Grower Not a Show'er pullover hoodie—a cozy masterpiece packed with punny charm. Perfect for those who know that the best things in life are nurtured in the shadows, this hoodie is your ultimate companion for staying warm while you grow in style.

 

Crafted from premium fabric and available in sleek black or versatile grey, it’s designed for anyone who takes pride in their craft—whether it’s in the garden, greenhouse, or just vibing on the couch. Subtle innuendos meet bold statements, making this pullover a must-have for growers with a sense of humor and a love for all things green.

 

With this hoodie, you’re not just wearing a statement—you’re growing one. After all, why show off when you can grow off? 🌱🔥

 

Features:

  • Ultra-soft fleece-lined interior for unmatched comfort
  • Durable screen-printed design to outlast your harvests
  • Relaxed fit and spacious kangaroo pocket for tools, snacks, or "supplies" 😉
     

Throw it on, keep it chill, and let the world know you’re more about cultivation than conversation. Grower Not a Show'er—because some things are better kept under wraps. 🌿

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Product Information:

Material & Fit:

  • 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend for a soft, cozy feel
  • True-to-size fit available in S, M, L, XL, XXL, and 3XL
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a comfortable fit
  • Front kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood with matching drawstrings

Print Quality:

  • Screen printed with high-quality plastisol ink for long-lasting durability and vibrant colors

Garment Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain shape and softness
  • Do not iron over print
  • Avoid dry cleaning for maximum print longevity

Return Policy:

  • Returns accepted within 30 days of purchase
  • Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition
  • Custom designs or limited editions may not be eligible for return
  • Buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item is defective
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